sn0w_cr4sh ([info]sn0w_cr4sh) wrote,
@ 2005-03-29 22:52:00
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Wow...now that is some slick advertising
Congratulations! You're a seeder!
"Seeders are unique. Thy're cool, confident,
independent, active, and hard working. They
know that eating DAVID® Sunflower Seeds
makes what they do more enjoyable. Things
are better with DAVID because they're a snack
and an activity. Experience SNACKTIVITY.™"

Yes folks, it's better than chewing tobbacco,
and you are completely working that load of
sunflower...it time for some SNACKTIVITY.™

Eat. Spit. Be Happy.™

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[info]nightdragon
2005-03-30 05:26 am UTC (link)
heh... that's pretty funny. where'd it come from? (besides David (r) Sunflower seeds?)

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[info]sn0w_cr4sh
2005-03-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
As far as I know, that is some sort of DAVIS®
™'d manifesto. Live your life like this is
you last cheekful. I admit, I made up the part
about chewing tobacco, but I am not the genius
behind SNACKTIVITY™. No...that guy was even
kind enough to provide to provide an enlightening
paragraph on the correct way to eat DAVID® seeds,
including a special method for "experienced seeders".
I always thought it was pretty self-explanatory:
1) Dump in mouth
2) Chew with reckless abandon
3) Force sharp, pointy mash of seeds and shell down throat

I found all of this sagacious advice on the back of
the package of year-old sunflower seeds that I was
munching on tonight. I guess the salt keeps them forever,
because they tasted about the same as they did a year ago.

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[info]etherealmommy
2005-03-30 08:32 am UTC (link)
"Eat. Spit. Be happy." is my favorite part. I know eating and spitting are my most gratifying practices, and people who think eating makes them happy go so well with activity! Like that's a mistake. :)

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[info]underwhelm
2005-03-30 08:49 am UTC (link)
That part you added was genius.

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But not in MY classroom, thank you!
[info]historynut
2005-03-30 05:51 am UTC (link)
This made me laugh.
You would-not-believe the go around I have with die-hard sunflower addicts, usually male, usually baseball players. Go figure.
"Eat. Spit. BE REMOVED FOR TOTALLY GROSSING OUT YOUR US HISTORY TEACHER!" ugh

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baseball players
[info]underwhelm
2005-03-30 08:46 am UTC (link)
Their oral stereotypies border on the pathological. It's bizzarre and a little creepy to me how baseball and cud/tobacco chewing became so coincident.

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Re: baseball players
[info]ladybug_nikki
2005-03-31 04:28 pm UTC (link)
It's the tight pants baseball players wear.

They have to do something conversely manly (usually disgusting, i.e. burping, farting, scratching, chewing) to couteract the inherent feminine qualities of their tight tight pants.

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